Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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