I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
then he tried to convert me to islam
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Are we still banned from the library?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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