why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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