I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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