eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
now i know why i became what i already was.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
