Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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