Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you will always have a special place in my vag
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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