dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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