I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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