A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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