Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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