He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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