Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
