How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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