Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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