god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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