ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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