Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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