This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I cockslap morals
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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