i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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