Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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