Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
