If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
this boner is exhausting
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Sex in the backyard? Check.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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