so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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