Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Dear god my vagina.
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