you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
