You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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