i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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