is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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