Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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