I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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