can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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