I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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