She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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