its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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