Already got asked if we're dating
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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