I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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