You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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