I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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