i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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