At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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