I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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