If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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