You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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