All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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