For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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