yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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