Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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