Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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