Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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