In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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