I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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