Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I see more hoeing in ur future
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