Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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