Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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