The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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